Anjolie's Antics

After my Dr's appt yesterday, I realized that I had not bought one thing for this little baby to come home in! The u/s yesterday more than confirmed the whole "boy" status, so we went to get some socks, a blanket and a couple of things for Ayden (so strange calling him by his name) so I can pack my bag and stuff. So, we made the trip to the PX. Well, Anjolie has gotten into a little habit of thinking she has got to use the restroom at least once during a trip to the store...but usually two trips is what we end up making. This trip, I took Anjolie for her obsessive visit (just kidding) and she decided she wanted some privacy- so I got her settled with paper and everything on the potty and waited right outside the door until she was ready for me to help her get cleaned up....After what seemed like forever, I heard her little voice ring out "ok, I'm ready mommy!", but when I went to go in, I discovered- that little booger snuck off the potty and locked the door at some point- then, hopped back on..I never even noticed! Of course then, I scolded her for getting off in the first place, and then told her she was going to have to get off now to unlock the door so I could help her. She whines loudly for all to hear, "I caaaaannnn't -IIIII poooooohpoooooohed...cooooome wiiiiipe meeee!" I explain to her how I cannot unlock the door from the outside- that she is just going to have to come and unlock the door. There was a moment of silence in which I can just imagine her little "brain wheels" smoking as she worked to solve the dilemma and then suddenly, she is cheerful -with her brilliant solution to the problem...and tells me very matter-of-factly "well, crawl on under!" Yeah, sure, me and my big belly will get right on that Anjolie...