Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I'm Blonde

...so I can tell blonde jokes ;) My husband sent me this today and I laughed...on the inside, so I though I'd share.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not goingto be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, (scroll down)






"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box !"




17 comments:

Pam--in Jerusalem said...

That's HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the laugh.

Robin said...

You are a nut! Yes, I did laugh.

Carol Van Atta, Princess Warrior said...

Oh my goodness! I'm up late blogging and this has got to be the entry that had me smiling the most. I'm a boxed blonde and I love it. God bless you!

Becky said...

That is HILARIOUS! I will definitely remember this one for my friends..... Thanks for the laugh.

I needed it .... been a rough start of a week.

Jenny P. said...

Heather you are too funny.

Daughter of the King said...

That is sooooo funny..I too get the blonde jokes all the time and love them
Deby

liz said...

lol...too funny. Thanks! I don't think you have to be blonde to have blonde moments. =)

Tiffany said...

That made me laugh!! ;)

A Note From Theresa said...

Laughing very hard here! I got tears in my eyes! Very funny :)

HOPE said...

I have a darkhaired daughter that is definetly BLONDE on the inside! ;)

One I love ia about the Blonde that wanted to Paint her living room...she bought all the necessary items and went to work...her husband came home and found her lying on the floor sweating profusely..(the painted living room was awesome)...then he said..WHY? are you wearing TWO winter coats!!! her reply..
the directions say that it is better applied with TWO COATS!!

gotta love it!!

Heather said...

Hope THAT is hilarious...oh, I love blonde jokes too :)

Happymama said...

CUTE! That must have been the same blonde, who when asked by her boyfriend why she was staring at the orange juice, she replied, "Because it says concentrate."

~Kristi

Heather said...

*hahahaaa* yep, I love blonde jokes

Mia said...

That was pretty funny! :D

CONNIE'S THOUGHTS FROM THE HEART said...

That was a "day Maker." I will have to tell my husband that one. He loves to laugh at blond jokes. Thanks, connie from Texas

Steve n Vickie said...

That's really good. One of my friends likes to send me blond jokes. She hasn't sent any in a while, so I enjoyed yours.
Did you know blond is a state of mind; not a hair color?
"Great comfort" considering my hair gets darker every year and its more of a dirty than a blond anymore. :D
Vickie

Heather said...

:) Thanks, I'm a dirty blonde naturally...light blonde by bottle lol ;)