Friday, August 25, 2006

BLOGITIS CURE!!



LOl, I could tell I was a little too attracted to my computer today, but the Lord found a way to discourage my tendency LOL I went to sit down for the 3rd time this morning at the computer to find that Lily had dumped her water all over the padded chair I sit in at the desk (I'm standing at the moment to quickly blog this)..THAT SOLVES THAT ;) You can borrow her if you want...she is amazing. I have lost all but 5 pounds of my baby weight chasing her. I have organized and re-organized my cabinets, dvds, the drawers etc. I race to fold laundry...mop the floors constantly, vaccuum at least twice a day...yes the Lilymonster is revolutionary when it comes to home improvement! Get yours today! (or like I said, you can borrow mine..for shipping purposes she is 22 pounds COD accepted) Just feed her and change her vaccuum bag (diaper)and give her a rest now and then...she will be getting you "up-n-attem" in no time! She even has a built in alarm clock so you won't over sleep!! You can be up at 6 am every day!! Imagine that! This is a limited time offer folks as some of the priceless qualities degrade a bit over the next year. Call now and you can recieve the NEW 5 mo old Ayden monster FREE!!...he makes a good starter kit as you learn that quick reflexes avoid a little spray in the face, sleep is over-rated and his vaccum bag fills quickly, so you learn to multi-task (one side note, this one has a quirk that causes him to spit-up any excess, but this helps with patience and tests your laundry skills!) but give him a year and he will have you running and vaccuming too!! ;)...ok my back hurts lol

10 comments:

abrightnewdawn said...

You can't con me, Heather, I've got some of those too!!!
But man, she sure is CUTE!!!

Heather said...

lol thanks Dawn ;)

Free In Christ said...

Sounds like a great deal. Oh wait, I remember when mine were like that, not that it is much better, just bigger packages and bigger messes. Thanks for the early morning laught. I've been missing your humor, but, I understand how busy life is will little ones under foot.

Deeapaulitan said...

When our 3rd born (also an adorable girl) was around 4 we nick-named her 'Iniki' after the hurricane that devestated Hawaii because everywhere she touches down there is a mess to attend. Now that she is 13, I still have to ask if her room is "MY" kind of clean, remind her to put the lid back on the peanutbutter (before she puts it away), and comfort her older sister (the neat and tidy one) that someday she will have a room of her own. Looking back on some of the things she did I can see why God made her so cute...

abrightnewdawn said...

YES HEATHER!! That is Britni. She is so sweet. She's 12 now. And she LOVES my Sonya. She talked with her one time after a training meeting (we both foster, Schellee fosters 2 babies at a time!!) and said "Man, Miss Dawn, I love talking to Sonya, it's just like talking to a real person!!" I laughed SO hard, 'cause she's a mini-me, and said "Uuhh Britni? She IS a real person!!" Too funny!

Heather said...

Awww please tell them both hello for me :) I knew she was fostering before I left, but I thought they were doing MSG. Wow, what a beauty she is turning into.

Heather said...

LOL Deea. Awww I know he had to make her cute so I could stand the messes she produces as well...love the nickname :D

Melissa, I can only imagine what Ayden is going to do as a boy *sigh* hopefully he won't be too much worse...:)

Happymama said...

Cute picture. I could just pinch her little cheeks. LOL Gently, of course. :)

Funny story about the water in the chair. I've had similar incidents to happen to me. LOL Aren't kids GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

~Kristi

Heather said...

LOL Kristi :) yep juuuust GRRRR is all I can manage at times;)

Susan said...

WAY cute little girl! My now-15-year-old boy was the same way. I'll stick with what I have now, thanks! LOL